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As I became a hero of the Union II Soviet

second part of the story. 2 .-

prisoner in the Soviet Union.
The ship, my cabin is closed only two Plexiglas doors, seemed immovable. Stirring, yes, but the effect was similar to a train ride on a seat positioned behind the locomotive, all that was around me was moving back with sudden jumps. I stopped seeing my friend, hugged Viviana, I think, and I could see, briefly, their arrival in a couple of months ago, then there were many military uniforms, launching ramps, a pasture and, finally, the sea in the distance. Finally the images were unidentifiable, simple, brownish spots. The indicator board noted the years time running backwards and the target was fixed in 1955. As I explain (I explain it better to say, but this embarazaría the editor) David, was not yet possible to determine the flow of time beyond one year of approximation, therefore the two indicators are not recorded months or days, not to mention hours. It seems as though when I said I was connected to the Tokyo Stock Exchange (in my time There was an exchange in Tokyo), the device worked like a slingshot, where my ship was the projectile, the vortex generators created a temporary, whatever it was that, and threw over there, absorbed by the hyper gravity (I think) the ship was carried away until the vortex ceased to act on it, then fell, they said, at the desired time to within about six months, as estimated. Well, at least what I remember, I'm sure your explanation was much more technical, but mathematics, except financial, are not my forte.
The landscape around me suddenly became more consistent, some trees were visible and the counter del tiempo se detuvo. Suavemente, la nave dejó de zarandearse y pude sentir que la fuerza que me empujaba se había desvanecido. Me dolía la cabeza y tenia ganas de vomitar, una sensación nada diferente de una resaca de domingo por la mañana, cerré los ojos y me quedé dormido.
Me despertaron voces ásperas en un idioma desconocido. A través del plexiglás veía tres figuras con uniforme y gorro de astracán, tal vez este detalle sea un recuerdo posterior, detrás de las cuales se veía un colorido cartel que representaba, idealizada, la imagen de la base militar que David arrendaría en un lejano futuro...
¿Dónde y cuándo estaría?, me pregunté. El lugar, claro, was obvious, the same military base in Kazakhstan, the time ... I looked at the quadrants, the indicator pointed to 1957 period, with an unpleasant or so that made me wary of the details of David, obviously the vortex had taken me a couple of years earlier (or later) than expected.
I opened the door to your right and greeted with a smile.
Two of the men shouted something that I did not understand, but as I pointed their guns chose to raise their hands. The third placed handcuffs me and took me to a nearby shack.
- Well, I told myself I'm in the Soviet Union in 1957 ... and without a ruble in his pocket. This is going to be difficult.
But I knew I could overcome it, the ugly picture of my friend David told me he could not return I presented several times while walking on deep snow, was now sure I had cheated (like when we were young and singing I bid twenty-five) However I am not to mourn over spilled milk and decided that I amoldaría the situation, given a choice would have preferred New York, Los Angeles or even in the 50 Rosario, but if I was the Soviet Union and the Engineering. Of course I was only a rough idea of \u200b\u200bthe history of the twentieth century, let alone Russian history, I knew that until the 90 formerly communist (ie had something like a dictatorship that was against private property) and the Yankees were fighting for world domination, they had missiles, spacecraft of poor quality and horrible weather (as I was checking at the time) and lacked the comforts of modern life, even the few existing at that time. It was not much I could remember and, moreover, were fragmentary knowledge, as still photos of an old newsreel.
To begin with the language.
not understand the questions and they did not understand my answers. They were not too talkative, it is true, which was an advantage because after a couple of hours was able to tell that asked about my nationality and my mission. They thought it was an American spy and that my ship was an experimental model of aircraft observer. I repeated that he was Argentine, but none of my interrogators appeared to understand me. Until finally Eliana. Eliana
Koliakov Fedorova, blonde, short, sharply Slavic features, a preciousness, I said and spoke English well. She wore a cute navy blue uniform with a red star on his lapel, and looked out of a James Bond movie (one of my sources on Soviet culture.) I remember his first gesture, wrinkled his nose, took a paddle hanging on the wall and hit me with it while I was asking my name, grade and serial number. I at that moment I fell in love with her.
- Egoeimí replied. Gustavo Egoeimí.
There should have kissed, but instead repeated:
- Gustav Egoiov?
- More or less, "I replied in English, I'm from Argentina, South America", you located?
- Arguentinya, yes, "he said at Amerrika" and added, "are you Peronist?
- Peronist? - I thought, well I was a friend of Menem and Duhalde and I have no problems with Kirchner, yes, yes, "I said I'm Peronist ...
- Fascist, "she spat as his command quickly undressed me completely.
was going to start a tough questioning when he appeared in another scene woman, barely taller than Eliana, was named Katia, Katia Anenkova Iskandariev, I learned later, was the curator of the party in the region. A brunette beauty, with some blood Uzbek, or perhaps Armenia, almond eyes and strong arms in his khaki uniform. It seemed like the perfect heroine to escape across the steppes. I loved her too.
discussed a moment, in incomprehensible Russian, I think, even for a Muscovite, about what to do with me. Eliana apparently intended to refer to the KGB for interrogation in order, but Katie insisted on taking me to party headquarters and placed under his custody. They also discussed how they could classify me politically Eliana said that a Peronist was just a South American fascist, Katia, meanwhile, argued that Perón had been toppled by a coup sponsored by the CIA, were therefore tactical allies of the Soviet regime (this, of course, I found out later). I remember being struck by the deep knowledge they had, in a loss steppes of Central Asia, about my country, they knew things that I know and although I was never very fond of history, must recognize that their arguments (when I was the translated) were equally convincing in either direction.
was finally decided, I sent to the infamous prison Lublianka (lo de infame es sólo para darle cierto color local) y así lo hicieron, para mi agrado fui escoltado por ambas.
El viaje duró un par de semanas, no había trenes disponibles y nuestros papeles se perdieron en trayecto entre la base y Alma Ata.
Aproveché el tiempo disponible para aprender el idioma, con algunas variantes dialectales, ya que Eliana era azerí, de Bakú, y Katia ucraniana, de Odessa, de manera que al llegar a Moscú podía hablarlo tan bien que hasta entendía las bromas que me hacían mis dos custodias. Recuerdo que entramos riendo al edificio principal y que me llamó la atención el enorme retrato de un tipo, rostro franco y pesado, bigotes y la mirada fija en nosotros que, Of course, I recognized immediately.
was Big Brother, the ruler (or was dictator?) Of the novel 1984. By the way, I clarify that I had read the book, but had seen the film (why read if all the great books are on DVD?) And television. There was
said Katia, even after death continued to monitor the fate of his people, irritated, Elias said he did not know why were not using that damn box there, and that this had been a sort unfortunate for the Soviet Union.
took note of the discussion among the girls, I met with a friendly spanking for both greeted passing the old portrait of Stalin and, as if he enlighten me, I came to my mind a couple of ideas, but I thought it was not yet time to implement them and went to prison.

I'm not sure where he is the sinister reputation of the prison, once you have seen one has seen it all. Of course, it is not the place I had chosen to spend my vacation but, except the size was not so different from Coronda prison in Argentina. I had visited after we won the tender for the better, in fact after the work is finished and was not very different from Lublianka.
Los primeros dos meses en la prisión no fueron los más agradables, lo confieso, no manejaba bien el idioma y la mayor parte de las palabras que me enseñaron mis amigas no servían demasiado allí, pero el grupo humano era encantador, los evoco con cariño, ahora que muchos de ellos ya no están.
Algunos me recordaban amigos de la City porteña, pero más ingenuos, otros, los disidentes los llamaban, eran muy quejosos, pero buenos tipos, muy cultos (y yo respeto la cultura) si bien un poco idealistas. No podía seguir del todo sus intrincados argumentos ¡y en ruso!, pero deduje bastante de ellos.
A juzgar por sus palabras en Rusia se había traicionado la Revolución, ellos añoraban los viejos tiempos (aquí había muchas variantes, un par añoraban al Zar, no sé cuál de ellos, otros a un tal Kerensky, pero la mayoría a Lenín) y aspiraban a restaurarlos. Yo les decía que había que mirar las cosas positivamente, que no era bueno quejarse y que la política, en el fondo, no valía la pena, lo mejor era pensar afirmativamente.
Así que conseguimos un espejo y todas las mañanas ensayábamos afirmaciones positivas. Ya saben, cosas como, “yo soy bueno”, “el mal no existe”, “estoy en armonía con el mundo”, “todo está bien si termina bien”, “no hay espinas sin rosas” y esas cosas...
Al tiempo los muchachos, en su mayoría, dejaron de causar problemas.
Era curioso, yo me limitaba a escuchar y asentir de vez en cuando, y esto los convencía de que era un leal miembro de su causa..., para los dos zaristas yo era un monárquico, para los socialistas revolucionarios el mejor desde un tal Gotz y para otros un discípulo de Trostky que los organizaría para la toma del poder. Me ofendía un poco que pensaran así de mí, ¡yo que jamás tuve una causa!, pero los muchachos eran así.
Un día me llamaron del despacho del director de la prisión.
- ¿Usted es el tal Gustav Egoiov?- me preguntó en ruso- ¿el argentino?
- El mismo- respondí.
- I have reports about you, and consulted a thick file-has upset the inmates and has a solvent preaching ...
- ...- I assure you I tried to answer, but cut me off.
- Silence!, Only respond when questioned, okay?
nodded.
- You are a foreigner, but the embassy denied know-would be replicated but their gesture was very eloquent, do not know where it comes from or who he really is.
- Well, I ...
- Silence! - He repeated it does not matter. Is it a good communist?
- As good as any, sir, but what is really a communist? - In those months, my idea of \u200b\u200bcommunism had changed. Oh, not that I saw all pink now, but will be adapted to prison not a good time, of course, however: what was the complain?
- A good Communist Party stood by the decisions, "he said a good communist believes in the working class and the triumph of the proletariat ...
- That do not know much, sir, but if you mean you have to be well with the government, criticized for the low, proposing major changes, do nothing without consulting higher and stay where you are, well, you remember I am Argentine.
The warden smiled and offered me a seat.
- I have some ideas, "he said. I spent two years
Lublianka. Most of the time in the office of director, managers should say, since I changed three while I was there. I became his right hand, organizing meetings, called his wife when he did not want to go home (I saw Eliana at the time, had married the second director and I visited once in place), I built a couple of study groups with the inmates, an art workshop and a library at the end of the types just wanted to be heard ...
Finally, we made Lublianka a nice place, I'm proud of that, there is now the food was excellent (in fact it was the same crap) but had a menu to choose, or that sprayed on the beds, although mattresses allow rotasen so detainees each day waiting for night to exchange (always hoped that night would behoove one without bugs and if not, would be next), nor the guards were better, but I spread the rumor of imminent changes and that put them in a better mood, to both.
not bore you with details, which can be found in my book "participatory Jails, prisons better, but I recall an episode of particular significance:
had thrown a guard, a less brutal than the others, they said, if While all were quite friendly with me, and many blamed him for the new director. I spread the word, then, that the guard had been unfairly dismissed and let me assure you that indeed it was because of newly arrived, a group blindly accepted this version and began to protest in that high voice. While certain inmates convinced that the protest was a move from the old director to return to his former post, he had put the guard in question and the dissatisfied would benefit from a commutation of sentences just return the old bureaucrat. I also met with some guards to alert them about an escape disguised by protests and some prisoners whose sentences had they declared almost everything was orchestrated to thwart his impending release. After a couple of days were all so engrossed in their infighting that they forgot the matter of the guard and the new boss might take over its functions without major problems. Is that people need something to think lie is in prison right?
Lublianka worked well, but I aspired to something else, I had stagnated and sought new challenges and broader horizons. Then came to visit my friend, Nikita.

Friday, July 9, 2010

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As I became a Hero of the Soviet Union (As I wrote Gustavo Egoeimí)

This is a story I wrote, for the first time in 2005. I made a few changes, mostly syntactic, and now (with some embarrassment) the public into three parts. Hope you like it and I hope, too, his comments ...


1 .- In another place and another time.

In 1985, my old high school friend, David Dezorzi, we were very impressed by a science fiction movie called "Back to the Future." The film told the story of an American scientist (yes, believe it or not) that built a machine to travel back in time, the young scientist's assistant used the device to move to 1955 and rectify the disastrous family history.
remember that during long nights with David discussed the details of the plot. On one such occasion he and freshman of Technology, said that making a time machine was not as crazy as it might be supposed. Skeptical, I replied saying that only ignorance and challenged him to try.
- Why do not you dare? - I said, like a game.
- is not it?
- David "I replied with something mellow voice (we were not used to take) if you can build a machine that can bring a person back in time, hic, I, your friend, hic, hic, your brother! Gustavo, I'll be the first guy to travel in it ...
was, of course, a mere bravado of the boy was still, but the fact is that David took it seriously.
went to his desk, ran, pulled a sheet from a notebook and wrote my proposal.
- A signature? - Said handing me the pen.
- Why not? - I said before I fall asleep. And stamped my name at the bottom of the page. After
forgot the matter, I thought forever.
One afternoon many years ago for me, David, twenty years older, bearded, disheveled and dirty, but with the same unmistakable in their bright blue eyes, rang in my apartment. I was certainly happy I did see it and go.
I must say I had not yet married, secretly deplored, and lived in a comfortable apartment on Avenida Libertador in Buenos Aires, capital of Argentina at the time, enjoying a delicious image consultant salary and other businesses less transparent.
- Hi, David, "I said excitedly over ...- hesitated-how have not seen you?
- Nineteen years and three months, twenty days, "he looked at his watch fourteen hours since we met last time.
- What should, che! did not need to be as accurate over time.
- time, "said accepting the seat offered him, is the most important thing for me ...
then engaged in a long account of his life in which it was perceived that, really, the time had become his personal obsession.
I have nothing against the obsessions, the mine had been, since leaving the School of Social Communication, make money, and she had sacrificed everything he possessed or could have, but in the case of David Search of the keys to travel through time continuum had displaced all other interests.
After leaving the Polytechnic, studied Nuclear Engineering Dezorzi UTN (and Viviana married my high school sweetheart ), Advanced Physics in Germany, Network Theory at MIT (an institute as was then the United States) and Epistemology in La Sorbonne. In return the Argentina, after rejecting offers from major laboratories in Europe and Japan, landed a research position at CONICET (until his show was canceled by the Minister of Economy Cavallo in 1999) and a professor at University of Rosario who reported a salary of about $ 700 (below poverty line), of which half spent at home and food and the rest to equip his modest laboratory.
I must say that I really touched their dedication and effort, and I grieved his bad luck.
My life had been different and, during the Roaring 90's, had flourished beyond the avaricious dreams you might have. Three departments, a home in a Country, several hectares in Buenos Aires and Santa Fe, two cars (one, sports), a yacht (small, 20 meters), a successful marketing and advertising agency, with flowering Internet departments and multimedia, and now, thinking about the advisability of investing part of my winnings (obtained in the soybean market) to buy a private plane. Something like shame, I confess, I was struck with the story of my friend and I knew, beyond the abysmal differences, they both nevertheless, we were as alone as in those evenings of 1985.
- That wanted to talk, then said Gustavo David-do you remember this - and took his clothes a worn gray piece of paper he held in his lower right, my own firm twenty years ago.
- No I know that's it, David, "I lied.
- Yes I know, "he said, rejecting my claim ignorance and hope you continue to be the guy I met, the Gustavo you never went back on a promise.
he wanted to say that since then, I had broken my word so many times I could not really remember when was the last time I told the truth, but to not lose the only answered:
- Of course, che! - And added (did I say because I was really moved?) - How much do you need?
I regretted the moment, but it was too late, David Dezorzi came at me with the force of an avalanche and was buried under a mountain of papers, diagrams, designs computer (had used an old machine Faculty so I gave him an old notebook) and photocopies of books in German, English, Russian and Japanese showing, he said, the feasibility of traveling through time.
- ¡Es posible, Gustavo, es posible!- exclamó entusiasta- las bases teóricas existen, los componentes ya han sido inventados, los riesgos son mínimos y las posibilidades- aseguró- ilimitadas.
Al oír estas palabras: “posibilidades ilimitadas” mi cerebro entrenado percibió estas otras: “ganancias fabulosas” y comencé a prestarle mayor atención.
 Ahora bien, yo era un exitoso inversionista argentino, me manejaba en el mundo real y, por supuesto, no estaba en mi naturaleza arriesgarme en un emprendimiento cualquiera, al fin y al cabo había salido indemne de la última crisis, but there was something that convinced me.
- Vos 're traveling, obviously, "he said and you will be very famous.
- celebrity "? - Answered fascinated by the words" I'm not famous, "I added, almost to myself, in the 90 was quite a kid and now the style is low profile but ... - I got carried-out in magazines, being interviewed, having many friends on Facebook ... And achieve a private audience with the President, the North, of course, sell the technology to NASA ... make a franchise receivables Stock ...
not remember the rest of the talk, do not even know if I talked with David that night, but the fact is that the next day he had in his possession a check mine, the first for something like three thousand U.S. dollars (I looked como si fuese una fortuna) mientras que yo continuaba soñando con los beneficios potenciales de una “Máquina del Tiempo”.
Un mes después, cuando había olvidado el asunto y daba, no sin nostalgia, pero satisfecho de mi generosidad, por perdido el dinero, recibí una llamada por cobrar desde Kazajstán.
-                      ¿Kazajstán?- I said that I must be in the Middle East, who could that be?
had, indeed, some interests in Iraq since the invasion, but Kazakhstan, so I could remember Lopez Raffo, was further ... Was not one of those unstable republics that emerged from the collapse of the Soviet Union? (Was another time, they should remember).
I accepted the call, I was surprised to hear from the other end of the world the voice of my old friend David.
- No lo vas a poder creer, Gustavo- me dijo a guisa de saludo- pero aquí me venden tres reactores tipo IC 45 y un condensador de movimiento con relés automáticos por sólo tres millones de rublos...
-                      ¿Ah sí?- respondí haciendo un rápido cálculo en dólares - ¡ah sí!- repetí cuando el cálculo estuvo hecho- ¡son thirty-three U.S. dollars! - cried, "whatever it is that, David, is a pichincha, bought two! - I said.
ignored me, of course, but there was a problem, the freight from Astana to the port of Buenos Aires ( Customs did not count because the commissioner was a friend) we are more expensive the price by 900%. Best, David argued, was to move the entire project to the steppes near Alma Ata and operate directly there.
Without really knowing why, and how my holidays were coming, not only accepted but we moved to the laboratory, four assistants to his team, a pair of students and everything (including, Viviana, the wife of David who was enthusiastic about the project, or perhaps with the free trip) to that desolate region.
When we arrived we were surprised to see that David had hired a former military base dismantled to install the complex.
As my friend found their aparatejos and their students, Vivi and I had fun walking along the dry bed of the Aral Sea or organizing trips to Tarbagai. And we became very good friends, I must say.
From time to time we left our hotel room to visit my friend and "monitor", as he said, his job.
My biggest concern was, of course, that everything was in order in the unlikely but not impossible, if the project works.
not know why I felt compelled to with David by my old Viviana promise and insisted that, since it was assumed that I had to travel in the engine, no expense was spared in its construction (which I thought would never end )
Finally, a bright winter morning, three days before the end of the year and two of my return to Buenos Aires, David was presented at the Hotel.
Vivian and I took tea when he was visibly excited announced
- Already list, Gus
- What? - Asked stupidly.
- The time machine-said-and this afternoon will travel in it.
And I could not say no.
was a kind of open cockpit, taken from an old amusement park in Rosario, connected by a tube to a giant accelerator partículas, según dijo David, y singularmente desprovista de los cuadrantes que yo esperaba encontrar.
-                      Algo tosca- aseguró mi amigo- pero funciona, la ensayé con éxito esta mañana.
-                      Really? - I said suspiciously, with what?
- With this bottle of vodka, "he said sent her a hundred years in the past and recovered from the sea-bed ...- handed me a glass-is really stale now ...
really vodka tasted terrible and I am convinced of the accuracy of the calculations my friend.
He explained that the car had only one indicator, a panel with two digital displays to mark the time point at which I was going and the length of time since my departure. The entire process, he added, was automatic.
- Y because you just will travel no further, because you would not know operate the controls.
- Well - I said then, if I travel alone I have something to ask.
- Of course, "he said what is friend?
- A pavada actually wants me to sign this contract which I CDs all rights to your time machine, profits, referrals, professional, educational and / or commercial y. ..
- Of course, Gustavo, "he said without hesitation that I would clear that the appliance is my name.
- Of course David! - I answered the call last straw, Gustavo machine what do you think?
- Barbaro was crazy, really excited.
- Eh hey, are we or are we not friends?. Gustavo Machine Industries Egoeimí what powder? Signed
immediately adding the clause, which spoke of his good heart, that if something happened to me the ownership of the equipment passed to my heirs directos, hijos si los hubiese, esposa en el caso contrario. En el apuro de la partida  olvidé mencionarle un detalle; Vivi y yo acabábamos de casarnos...
A las quince y treinta, hora de Asia Central, los cuatro reactores nucleares comenzaron a funcionar, dejando momentáneamente sin luz a la región oriental del país, y el acelerador de partículas empezó a ronronear como una gatita mimosa. Viviana se había acercado para despedirme y me observaba, sonriendo, junto a mi amigo David Dezorzi.
Convinimos, como un homenaje a la película que nos inspirase (bueno, no a mí, pero sí a David) en que viajaría hasta el año 1955.
- " Which place will arrive, David? - I wanted to know, I would have liked New York, but of course, the scientist he was.
- The machine does not move in space, "he said, but in time.
not understand your answer, but since the unit began to shake as if he remembered his good old days at the amusement park.
remember that at that moment I wondered about the absence of journalists, but with a couple of wars so close it was strange that they had not attended the maiden voyage of a time machine and return convened.
- way I asked as the unit began to vibrate more and more quickly, "how can I return?
- No I know, "said David with a nasty smile Do you remember your proposal? - and I quote -" a device that allows a man to move backward in time ", you said nothing to move toward the future so it did not develop this concept-ended Vivian hugging and laughing out loud.
not remember any more because at the time the trip began.